she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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