do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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