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i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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