Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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