if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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