Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Randomize
