Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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