talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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