Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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