but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
