Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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