You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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