found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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