Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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