I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Holy shit dude........stairs
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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