Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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