So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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