I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
My day in three words: secret purse cake
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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