How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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