Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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