1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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