Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Randomize