you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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