Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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