My brain says no but my pants say off.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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