Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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