And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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