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(559): View more from California

kristin has been a bad kristin

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(704): View more from North Carolina

it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am

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(770): View more from Georgia

Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....

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(303): View more from Colorado

she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.

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(773): View more from Illinois

If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.

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(817): View more from Texas

If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer

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(310): View more from California

i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20

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(501): View more from Arkansas

you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.

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