Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
It was like getting head from an anaconda
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
This is classic penis vs brain.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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