Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
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