Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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