I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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