This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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