Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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