Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
wow bdsm is so cute
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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