Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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