oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
