Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i love accidental penises.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Randomize
