i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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