awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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