therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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