I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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