May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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