Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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