She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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