You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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