I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
do nipples grow back?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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