The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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