Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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