So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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