i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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