I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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