going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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