Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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