she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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