he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
she smelled like a LAN party
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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